Guitarisphobia

The fear of messing up in guitar

I didn't know he had guitarisphobia

Guitarisphobia by Innits5 October 8, 2023

Guitarism 

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts…

Guitarism by KRONOCAL October 15, 2023

Giarita 

A margarita from Goodfella's Draft House on Mt. Nebo Rd near Pittsburgh, PA. Usually ordered by a local named Gary. Original recipe by the bartender Gianna.

"Man, I was so crushed last night."

"Yeah, dude... you had like seven Giaritas."

Giarita by Unk G September 15, 2025

Guitarthritis

A guitar related impairment of the hands triggered by overuse or medical condition.

I can't seem to play full-size guitars anymore, my guitarthritis is acting up, I guess I'll have to switch to mini guitars.

Guitarthritis by MGSPrime December 11, 2025

Instagram guitarist 

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.

Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...

Instagram guitarist by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

BURNOUT guitarist 

an insanely multitalented person who plays most musical instruments such as the bass guitar, piano and drums, and is also part of a band called BURNOUT. however they often will lose in other pursuits, mainly chess.

Did you hear the BURNOUT guitarist playing their bass?
Yes, it sounded pretty fabulous ngl… I heard they lost in chess though :(

BURNOUT guitarist by botezgambit October 23, 2024

burnout guitarist 

an insanely multitalented person who plays most musical instruments such as the bass guitar, piano and drums, and is also part of a band called burnout. however they often will lose in other pursuits, mainly chess.

Did you hear the burnout guitarist playing the bass?
Yes, it sounded pretty fabulous not gonna lie! I heard they lost a chess game though: (

burnout guitarist by botezgambit November 4, 2024