Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.
by StripedSocks June 09, 2019
by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008
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by xxdavxx July 09, 2015
When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'
by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009
when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.
Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.
Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready
Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready
by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 09, 2012
by Chik3b September 12, 2006