puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.
Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...
by StripedSocks June 09, 2019
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Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.
by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008
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guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.
the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.
by chumpflower December 16, 2003
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chuff guff

An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.
Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind
by xxdavxx July 09, 2015
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broccoli guffs

When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'
Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"
by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009
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Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.
Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready
by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 09, 2012
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guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.
Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice
by Chik3b September 12, 2006
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