A badass, supportive military spouse; particularly attached to Army Infantry. Commonly distinguished by the following characteristics:
-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
"Did you hear about what happened when those guys tried to threaten her when her man was overseas? I heard she went grunt wife on them and met them at the door with the shotgun. She called the cops for their protection, not hers!"
He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.
He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.
by Boobeta September 10, 2016
Get the grunt wifemug. The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"
by Toxic Orphan April 17, 2005
Get the fatty gruntmug. by Kokopelliaz August 3, 2007
Get the gruntmug. by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
Get the jerk gruntmug. The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.
by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018
Get the Cum Gruntmug. A sound that is made when a rather large person bends over to pick something up or otherwise makes a move that elicits a groan like sound. Usually this sound is something like "ugghhhhh."
by Civixx August 1, 2010
Get the fattie gruntmug. by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016
Get the Grunt Dickmug.