Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010

grootslang

Someone u just don't trust. You don't really know what they'll do next.

"nah we ain't good friends, he's kind of a grootslang."

by Seeeeem February 4, 2020

Groomer's Fault

Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."

My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.

by tnj629 February 3, 2022

Grooming a marge

Grooming a marge is when your IQ increases by 1

Shit bro your grooming a marge!

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

pam groom

a weird ass girl

pam groom werid

by pam groom November 14, 2020

Groominator

generally a man who goes to bed way to early, who dates women after working on them prior to their 16th birthday and regularly uses the word tidy to describe a women who is fine!!! Also seems to have the name sam more often than not!!! Very feminine.

Oh its 9.36 i should have been in bed at 8.20 so i can be a groominator tomorrow!

by iain1000 August 28, 2009

groomsday

when you lost a bet and have to shave a part of your body in the future.

dude, you redskins lost, you know what that means?

yeah, 3 days until groomsday...

by crispy19 August 19, 2009