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Grooming The Dog

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To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.
Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.
by airsoftman September 6, 2010
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Someone u just don't trust. You don't really know what they'll do next.
"nah we ain't good friends, he's kind of a grootslang."
by Seeeeem February 4, 2020
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Code for "I don't know what the hell I am doing."
My mongrel pooped in the car on the way home from the groomer, but it was the Groomer's Fault because he kept my mongrel too long. Sure, I could have let him go outside before we got in the car, but I prefer blaming others for my mistakes.
by tnj629 February 3, 2022
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pam groom

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by pam groom November 14, 2020
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Groominator

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generally a man who goes to bed way to early, who dates women after working on them prior to their 16th birthday and regularly uses the word tidy to describe a women who is fine!!! Also seems to have the name sam more often than not!!! Very feminine.
Oh its 9.36 i should have been in bed at 8.20 so i can be a groominator tomorrow!
by iain1000 August 28, 2009
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groomsday

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when you lost a bet and have to shave a part of your body in the future.
dude, you redskins lost, you know what that means?

yeah, 3 days until groomsday...
by crispy19 August 19, 2009
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