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Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich 

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.
Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

The Grilled Cheese 

"The Grilled Cheese" is when a women has thick vaginal secretions between her labia, which when peeled apart resembles the peeling apart of the two pieces of bread on a grilled cheese sandwich. "The Grilled Cheese" is not to be confused with the edible, grilled cheese sandwich.
Uh honey, I might need some turpentine to thin this out cause you got a solid case of The Grilled Cheese.
The Grilled Cheese by crazyjoey October 1, 2008

Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich 

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it

And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...

No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Crackhead Grilled Cheese 

Toast with cheese... Made when there is no stove or frying pan available.
Yo man i was craving that grilled cheese but we didnt have no fryin pan... So i made Crackhead Grilled Cheese instead.

open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.
Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!

Struggle grilled cheese 

When you toast two pieces of bread and then slap a piece of cheese in the middle and chuck in the microwave.
"Damn, this struggle grilled cheese makes me really sad"