Gremline

Crushing someone elses head in between your buttocks.

We were going to shoot him, but we decided to perform a gremline instead.

by UbEr1337gUy January 20, 2007

keyboard gremlins

Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.

Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...

by Erca 'Kuzudee The Warthog Ninja February 1, 2005

Gremlin

Small, furry, mischievous human-animal hybrids that are fueled by energy drinks and are known for tampering with vehicles like cars, boats, and small airplanes.

Did this lil gremlin actually steal TWO of my Red Bull’s today?

by Youaretheworst September 5, 2020

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

freddy the gremlin

a twat that thinks hes cool, but is actually more of a social reject than boxxy.

someone : yo lets watch this cool video
*puts on freddy the gremlin*
me : FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by minimonk March 20, 2010

Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

by published July 29, 2009

Sweaty bum gremlin

Someone the is very anoying and is always around you ....sort of like a bad smell..

george go away you sweaty bum gremlin

by irwin April 11, 2005