Grapefruit

Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.

If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.

Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.

Grapefruit by E hates Q March 30, 2023

Grapefruit

The best fruit ever

1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy

Grapefruit by The Lemon ẞæliøvhüque May 11, 2024

Black Grapefruit 

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

Black Grapefruit by Foofners October 30, 2013

arctic grapefruit 

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

arctic grapefruit by See82531 April 22, 2014

Ambitious_Grapefruit 

Ambitious_Grapefruit is a epic Minecraft player. She is very knowledgeable on Minecraft and is a Technoblade stan. She is also very hot.

"Wow is that Ambitious_Grapefruit?"
"Yes, I heard she's a big dsmp fan!"

Ambitious_Grapefruit by TheRealDictionary125 June 30, 2021

moist grapefruit road 

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

moist grapefruit road by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

The Reverse Grapefruit 

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.

Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.

The Reverse Grapefruit by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017