Granola hole

Referring to an asshole that has not been cleaned well enough recently before sexual intercourse resulting in crusty as or crumbs like a opened granola package

"Did you hit that last night?"

"Nahhh she had A granola hole"

by xbuddingwallflowerx March 31, 2016

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

Granola Sex

It’s like normal sex but you eat a granola bar during it

“Just had granola sex with my boyfriend”
“Wow you’re so cool, I wish I could have granola sex”

by GayTrashCan February 22, 2022

Granola roller

An earth-loving, oat eating, barley praising, well-meaning hippie. Typically unemployed, underemployed, or an environmentalist. Roll those oats!

That hippie was quite the granola roller!

by Goat-a-roat June 25, 2020

gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "

"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "

by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021

Fresh granola

Fresh granola is a phrase used to describe something that is awesome or is nice.

Bro that shirt is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 11, 2019

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021