An earth-loving, oat eating, barley praising, well-meaning hippie. Typically unemployed, underemployed, or an environmentalist. Roll those oats!
by Goat-a-roat June 25, 2020
Get the Granola rollermug. What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Get the Granola Barsmug. GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
Get the gash granolamug. by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 11, 2019
Get the Fresh granolamug. by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021
Get the Granola-Barsmug. Referring to an asshole that has not been cleaned well enough recently before sexual intercourse resulting in crusty as or crumbs like a opened granola package
by xbuddingwallflowerx March 31, 2016
Get the Granola holemug. by GayTrashCan February 22, 2022
Get the Granola Sexmug.