The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.
by TheWiseMemeCaster February 20, 2015
(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
by papermachete October 30, 2005
An incredibly loud, embarrasing and/or stinky fart in a public place, like a Chinese restaurant in the Beaches in Toronto called the "GOOF" or an elevator.
by Have you seen your mom? October 02, 2008
Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.
Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”
Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”
Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”
by Squishybobby October 16, 2020
The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
by marybethjones June 21, 2011
As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."
by rbh September 02, 2006
Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010