hench goof

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

by TheWiseMemeCaster February 19, 2015

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

by papermachete November 10, 2005

Goof

An incredibly loud, embarrasing and/or stinky fart in a public place, like a Chinese restaurant in the Beaches in Toronto called the "GOOF" or an elevator.

Waitress: What would you like to .. OMIGOD, WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?!

Customer: My bad, I goofed.

by Have you seen your mom? January 15, 2009

it’s just a goof

Family Guy season 19 episode 3. Peter Griffin’s way of joking around when telling teenage girls to kill themselves and each other pretending to be slenderman.

Another way of saying “it’s just a joke”

Quagmire: “Hey, Peter, would you get off your phone?”
Peter: “Sorry, young girls keep killing each other ‘cause they think I’m the Slender man now.”
Quagmire: “A-are you telling them to kill each other?”
Peter: “It’s just a goof!”

by Squishybobby October 16, 2020

Dunn Goofed

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.

JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.

by marybethjones June 21, 2011

goofing around

As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."

No we aint real, we just be goofing around.

by rbh September 1, 2006

Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010