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Gonk

Gert Long C**k.
‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’
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Gonk fuck

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.
She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!
by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017
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Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut
You gonk!
by Liezee April 30, 2021
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An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.
by When the ziggy December 10, 2023
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Gonk

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020
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Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising
'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'
by blue bakugan August 13, 2021
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Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
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