Gomer

A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.

Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!

by Rory O'Doul August 15, 2018

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!

by MacGown November 5, 2021

Jessimi Gomez

A celebrity internet troll renowned for being a habitual liar. She has tarnished the good name of any male from her online community (called Tyrannights) who has had the inevitable misfortune of involving himself with her intimately, be it as friends or more.

"Oh god, have you heard the latest? Jessimi Gomez is now saying that Max made death threats."

"Yeah? I even heard her pretending he threatened to murder-suicide her if he ever saw her in person!"

"What a fucking spazz. I hope she gets on the medication she needs so she can begin regaining her sanity again."

by Vrykolakas January 19, 2018

shania gomes

shania is a blessing to have. she Is one of the nicest people to know and shes always there to look after you. she has the kindest personality that will make anyone wanna be her friend. overall she is a compassionate person to have as a friend

look at that shania Gomes over there.

by youmammagay2 May 1, 2019

Lucas Gorelick

A man who gets many women

Wow! Are you like Lucas Gorelick? You must get a ton of bitches!

by truthfinder420 September 28, 2022

Gomlich Effect

The law of physics that states that if one teenage girl is screaming for something, other nearby teenage girls will begin screaming for it, and the mass of screaming girls will grow exponentially until every teenage girl within a four-mile radius is screaming.

Backstreet Boys are the worst band ever, and their success was based only on the Gomlich Effect

by fraghappy December 1, 2004