Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things

She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.

by Eladicart February 19, 2020

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

Glutso

A food obsessed skinny person that will eat any raw baked good

She is such a glutso she ate all the brownie batter

by Dankbrofun June 27, 2020

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Glutino

A gluten free whore/slut

Emily, you're such a glutino, go eat some gluten free bread and a dick

by AnielaVanilla September 3, 2014

purse gluttony

the womanly sin of purchasing and owning an over abundant amount of purses.

Today, at the mall, I resisted the temptation of purse gluttony by not giving in to buying a new purse since i already own over a hundred.

by ekamarie October 9, 2010

glutina

Glutina is slang for an ugly ass ho. Only use Glutina in dire circumstances because it's that bad.

"Yo man lets never reminisce about Glutina. Those were dark times."
"Agreed."

by JohnThePussyDestroyer August 2, 2015