Fashion the gash

As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.

Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".

Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022

Gash Soccer

Another term for soccer played by girls, since girls have gashes between their legs.

Rob never had any time for his friends because he was always busy coaching his daughter's gash soccer team.

by Isolead June 27, 2011

dirty gash

A filthy dirty sweaty unwashed vagina

Omg I am not going up that!! And you normally charge for it! People really pay to go up that dirty gash.

by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

gashing out

Phrase used as a reason to back out of attending an event when you don't have a reason

Adam: Michael, are you coming to the pub tonight?

Michael: I'm gashing out tonight

by CoolerthanDenard November 20, 2013

grafting gash

the disgusting state of a woman's gash after a hard day's work.

"Hey did you take that bitch back to your place last night?"
"No mate, she had grafting gash"

by ProperGeezer November 7, 2017

Office Gash

A female aged 20-30, in an attempt to look business like wears a pencil skirt, high heels, and tight fitting shirt. Generally strut about on their lunch hour looking important but we all know they love it in the back door. Office Gash normally ramps up in the summer months for some unknown reason.

John: Jeez!! Dude where have all these women been hiding.

Dave: Tell me about it, the sun really does bring out all the Office Gash!!

by blathman November 30, 2011

gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013