Gabagool goon

The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half

Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night

Gabagool goon by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gabagool goon

Whilst having rough intercourse and speaking fucking horseshit made up Italian to your respected lover then crying whilst listening to a song you never once heard in your fucking life but claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you’re a fucking spanner that thinks their Italian cause you didn’t cut your spaghetti when cooking it once

“Yes I’ll be having a good gabagool goon with the Mrs tonight as my youngest landed at tomato town last night really brought out my inner Italian”

Gabagool goon by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gabagool goon

The act of having rough intercourse with your respected lover whilst speaking in fucking horseshit made up Italian then proceeding to cry over a fucking song you’ve never heard in your fuck facing life and claiming it reminds you of your mum cause you didn’t cut your fucking spaghetti in half

Yes boys going to get a right good gabagool goon tonight cause the youngest dropped tomato town last night

Gabagool goon by Andy Pipkin67 February 17, 2026

Gagoolpool

Getting dressed while setting your ball sack on fire and jumping into a pool while eating gabagool

Jerry woke up and Gagoolpooled after brushing his teeth

Gagoolpool by anonymous February 18, 2026

Gabagoon

A person who engages in **gabagooning**; a massive fan of *The Sopranos*, *Goodfellas*, or mafia cinema who achieves a state of euphoric, obsessive hyper-fixation while binge-watching mob media.

The act of entering a prolonged, trance-like state of obsessive, continuous stimulation driven entirely by *The Sopranos* or other classic mafia media. Derived from a combination of the classic cured meat "**gabagool**" and the internet slang "**gooning**" (prolonged, hypnotic over-stimulation).
While regular gooning involves a screen, gabagooning specifically requires the presence of tracksuits, heavy Jersey accents, smoked meats, and a minimum of three consecutive hours of Tony Soprano breathing heavily into a microphone.

"Don’t bother calling Anthony right now. Dr Melfi is on screen and he's locked in his room. The guy is an absolute *gabagoon*"

Gabagoon by sid3trak May 24, 2026

Up the gabagoo 

A term used when a gay Italian man uses after intercourse with another male

Short stumpy Italian by the name of joe just left the room yelling up the gabagoo

Up the gabagoo by Joe Short January 2, 2021