grapefruityyyy

The best mutual in the entire universe. Kind to literally everyone and one of the best heartstopper fan pages. <3

Oh look, there’s grapefruityyyy! He’s so much fun to be around, you should talk to him. :))

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Grapefruit

A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.

“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”

by alternativeaster June 13, 2022

Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid

That Grapefruit monkey is an ass

by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022

Grapefruit

An insult. Similar to being an idiot or a wally.

I just failed my test
You’re such a grapefruit

by User2379900 November 10, 2022

Grapefruit

Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.

If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.

Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.

by E hates Q March 30, 2023

Grapefruit smell

Fuel for making a fuel air flash powder.

Step 1.

Take a wooden pencil and shave 1/2 gram of wood and carbon.

Step 2.
Pile the wood shavings in a ashtray and leave a cigarette on top. Do not disturb.

Step 3.
Collect the ashes and charcoal.

Step 4. Spray axe deoderant on only the ashes and charcoal let dry.

Load ashes and fresh primers enjoy.

All i smell is Grapefruit smell

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Grapefruit

The best fruit ever

1: Do you like grapefruit?
2: Yep.
1: What do you like about grapefruit?
2: It's big and juicy

by The Lemon ẞæliøvhüque May 11, 2024