Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend

Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper

by Lil Pepper Pants July 13, 2021

Crenshaw funeral

A drive-by shooting at a funeral, typically when the deceased being memorialized has also been murdered in a drive-by or gang-related event

I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral. Never saw so many men slaughtered.

by NAStory April 13, 2023

skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019