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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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Healthy fumble

A opportunities of life decisions or

Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Its enough to know a healthy fumble happen to the best of us. (Talking to a friend)
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
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fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.
by buttledger May 14, 2015
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fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013
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fumble monster

Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster
by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023
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fumble

messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end
Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"
by HyperLexus July 9, 2023
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