FTS stands for Fat Thumb Syndrome.
its is commonly confused with the FTS meaning of fuck this shit
FTS occurs when someone with fat/chode thumbs is texting and hits more than one button
Many people in this day in age suffer from FTS most cases are chode-like males, however there are some rare cases where certain girls can get it
its is commonly confused with the FTS meaning of fuck this shit
FTS occurs when someone with fat/chode thumbs is texting and hits more than one button
Many people in this day in age suffer from FTS most cases are chode-like males, however there are some rare cases where certain girls can get it
"how was dance tonight"
^normal person with skinny thumbs
"goodf"
^a princess who suffers from FTS(its okay though because she won homecoming princess, shes the most popular girl at MWHS)
^normal person with skinny thumbs
"goodf"
^a princess who suffers from FTS(its okay though because she won homecoming princess, shes the most popular girl at MWHS)
by MostPopularPrincess November 30, 2009
Get the FTSmug. I want that shiiit FTS!
by Vegard & Lars May 9, 2006
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Get the FTSmug. by godballs2323 July 23, 2005
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by Shmexy November 10, 2007
Get the FTmug. FTS = abbreviated version of "for the shart".
FTS, though standing for more things such as "for teh suck", also means "for the shart". For the shart basically means the same as for the suck, or that sucks. The imagry that goes along with shart adds enough power to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
FTS, though standing for more things such as "for teh suck", also means "for the shart". For the shart basically means the same as for the suck, or that sucks. The imagry that goes along with shart adds enough power to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats FTS, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was FTS
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats FTS, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was FTS
by arshart November 7, 2007
Get the FTSmug. Acronym: For The Share
Used by those who believe sharing is greater than the good of a single, individual win. Because when you share, everyone wins.
Used by those who believe sharing is greater than the good of a single, individual win. Because when you share, everyone wins.
Guy 1: "You dare defy the will of the motherland!? Wealth is for all to embrace!"
Guy 2: "Capitalist pig-dog!
Guy 1: "Communism FTS!"
Guy 2: "Capitalist pig-dog!
Guy 1: "Communism FTS!"
by Justin, Esq. August 1, 2006
Get the FTSmug.