Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012

Fruitilicious

When something smells especially fruity and you can't help but take a whiff.

"What's that great smell?"

"Oh, that's the smoothies I'm making."

"They smell absolutely fruitilicious!"

by Bagelriffic November 6, 2013

fruity slip

It's where you wrap your dick in a fruit roll up and slip your dick in her booty and then eat the fruit roll out of her anus.

we was watching netflix when he gave me a fruity slip and i never came back after that .

by sick nastey November 13, 2015

fruitally

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty

We are fruitally honest

by Inot July 29, 2017

Fruity Individual

A ginger that wears caps and LIKES cats who is gay

Phil, you are a fruity individual

by 110% June 12, 2018

Fruity Finger Association

A group of people who love poking fingers in each other’s assholes.

Bob: Damn those two must be a part of the Fruity Finger association, they’ve been going ta it for hours

by Mike Whocheeseairy August 24, 2020

fruity budget

The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."

I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!

by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020