ass floss

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.

Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

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fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005

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When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass

I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.

by [Maze] September 30, 2005

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fossitt

n.) Someone who is an obvious bullshit liar. v.) The act of making a bullshit lie.

Of course this can also be used as an adj, adv, etc. The main idea here is that the word "fossitt" somehow relates to the most blatent, obvious lie you have ever heard.

n.) "Hey Tim! I won the lottery!""Alex, you're such a fossitt". v.) "Hey Alex, my car can go 300 MPH!""Really?!""No, I'm just fossitting ya! lol".

by none January 28, 2005

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frasshole

Synonym for navel or belly button used when discussing the anatomy of a person that has a large amount of protruding frontal belly fat, otherwise known as a frass or "front ass".

"Did you see Rosie digging around in her frasshole for lint? Disgusting!"

by Hoboriffic March 14, 2009

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