French Sponging 

The act of wiping human residue off public facilities using a french baguette

Stephen entered Snow Hill Toilets armed with a baguette and proceeded to 'french-sponge' the residue from the toilet seat in cubicle 4 - therefore he had done some french sponging

French Sponging by Mr ON October 3, 2007

french sex

potato in butthole

the word french sex is when you put a potato in asscheeck

french sex by Kevin Kegeven January 2, 2022

French Salute 

The act of overcoming an opponent in a fight, there after peeing into his mouth...

I do the French salute every time I win a fight.

The french salute is just as bad as a Hungarian salute.

French Salute by Boxer595 January 12, 2012

french stories

An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.

MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.

Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.

french stories by masked bandit September 1, 2006

French Slip-N-Slid 

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

French Slip-N-Slid by Kevbo1122 May 6, 2011

french sisters 

Two black girls who hold hands a lot. One of them must have an accent, preferably Trinidadian. The other must be a Southern Slut.

Are you two French sisters?

french sisters by welimin October 13, 2011

french spread 

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

french spread by theevanshow December 2, 2014