Freemanbearpig

A lazy man who sleeps to often to avoid being messed with. A Freemanbearpig will likely react violently to being messed with in any form. To work off the "Rage" from being messed with, Freemanbearpig will sharpen any number of knifes in his possession.

1: "Dude, i just stole Freemanbearpigs curtains, hes gonna flip shit when he wakes up and finds them gone again."

2: "Freemanbearpig just woke up. He's got his K-Bar out and hes looking for you."

by the Fletch March 20, 2008

The Morgan Freeman Effect

When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.

Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."

by Super713 February 13, 2013

Freemason

An initiated and accepted Brother in the Craft known as Freemasonry

Wow... that Freemason sure is a good fellow!

by Brother Pigeon May 25, 2004

freeman

The swagger of being free. Not worrying about other people.

He just dont care, he is so freeman

by nhoj nameerf June 2, 2010

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

Kipp Freeman

An old lady, with the name KIPP. Old, and likes natural disaster tapes,

CHILD: You're such a Kipp Freeman.
MOM: Why?
CHILD: Because you are old !
MOM: I AM NOT

by S3XY_J3N!N! November 6, 2011