ben franklin

ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady.
hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.
p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin"
p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"
p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"
by geoffk January 09, 2006
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Franklin, Ohio

A shitty town . A nasty box board company makes the whole town smell like ass . Filled with half priced prostitutes , wanna be country boys tryin to ride bulls , drunks , teen-aged mothers , and walmart workers . Fun for the kids is smokin pot and goin to the local walmart . The girls are usually trashy and dont care who they spread their legs around . at the high school there's usually one fist fight a week so everyone knows there is a "bad ass" in the building . there's a few good things in the town , you got the good ole high school football team , not that great but the whole towns got a lot of spirit . their rival is carlisle , that "village" isnt any better than franklin . there are so many skanks in franklin most refer to it as skanklin . over all franklin is a little shitty town .
franklin, ohio is so stinky . wish the girls would close their legs !
by bitchybitchmofo June 28, 2011
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Franklin and Bash

A sexual act in which both parties are engaged in a sixty-nine and both partners defecate at the same time on to the others forehead.
Person A: Did you catch TNT's Franklin and Bash last night?
Person B: In a manner of speaking, yes.
by TeeBag2127 June 01, 2011
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urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
by andy1 September 14, 2006
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Urethra Franklin

When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.
"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!
by 6Home-$lice9 January 26, 2019
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Franklin Township

A rural area within Carbon County Pennsylvania, consisting of various farm lands, rolling hills, and open fields. Land mass is 15.1 square miles. Population approx. 4243. It's a location where the men are men, and in some cases so are the women. From an outsider it would appear to be Ku Klux Klan Territory, a redneck heaven, or just plain old hillybilly deluxe at it's finest!
Billy Bob: Hey...let's go on down to Franklin Township and do some cow tippin whadya say now?

Jim Bob: Oh heck ya, Franklin Township is where its at for some backwoods entertainment! Heyna!
by ladyredblue October 03, 2008
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Franklin Lakes

Franklin Lakes' Girls' Snobbish attitude reflected in a pupil's choise of high school: Blue Collar Indian Hills versus White Collar Ramapo.
Oakland, Indian Hills "They'll beat me up for my Gucci handbag!" versus Franklin Lakes, Ramapo "BUT MOM! If I don't have the Gucci Handbag the girls will beat me up!
by TheGman October 03, 2005
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