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Formula One

A business in which car-makers such as Toyota, BMW and Mercedes compete to gain as much money from tobacco sponsorship as possible. Historically this was achieved by holding demonstrations of cars going round in circles in Europe, but as tobacco advertising has been outlawed it has now largely moved to venues outside of the EU such as Turkey and China.

It has been suggested that there is also racing involved, but due to the complete lack of any kind of excitement that is common to all sports this has been theory has been widely discredited.
Formula One is an advertising campaign for Marlboro.
by HomeParkHomer August 26, 2006
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Formula 1

A form of automobile racing in which the drivers are equal - no better, no worse - to those in NASCAR. They take the same amount of talent. Geez.
I'm so sick and tired of people saying Formula 1 is so much better than everything else!
by TheLightOfDay November 17, 2010
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formular

A completely wrong way of saying "formula". Some jew rats from New Jersey are incapable of saying "formula", so they add an -r, creating formular.
Teacher: Use the quadratic "formular" to find the "arear" of a square.

Student: I don't get the general "idear".
by P. Ignacious Benis December 9, 2007
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Formula 1

Highly challenging motorsport that races all over the world. Unfortunately all of its fans like to stick their dicks in the turbos of their pussy V6's. Go figure. Enzo Ferrari said it himself "Aerodynamics is for people that can't build engines". Its a shame where it has gone from its roots. Don't get me wrong, its incredibly hard, but also incredibly boring, and you have to be the most ignorant person in the world to think its the best form of racing.
F1 Fan: Hey let's go stick our dicks in those turbos over there!
Jean Girard: No, put it in my bumhole first, then we can do that!
F1 Fan: Yeah perfect idea! Formula 1 is great!
by dontsassme February 13, 2015
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Formula

A boy on the Trilordy forums that has been an ass and is hated by everyone
by Nitr0us! August 18, 2003
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Formula Feeding

The substitute for breastfeeding, where bottlefed babies are more likely to develop asthma and diabetes than their breastfed counterparts, and the risks of nursing moms having breast cancer are lower—nothing to do with math teachers spoonfeeding students with formulas as a shortcut to painful teaching.
Unlike in breastfeeding, when the father is 100% absent, in formula feeding, both father and mother have a 50% chance of developing an early bond with the baby.
by MathPlus June 24, 2021
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Quadratic Cringe Formula

When you go from being cringe, to having somewhat of a redemption arc, to being cringe again. It can be in any given amount of time but usually around a year between each.
person a: “damn i remember u being super cringe in middle school but for some reason u were kinda chill in 7th grade”

person b: “yea i went thru the quadratic cringe formula in middle school
by juna_is_cringe September 6, 2022
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