flogging foley

a guy takes a shit in a rubber glove. a girl puts the glove on and gives the guy a handjob

"Yo i got the best flogging foley the other night"

by keep the faith October 14, 2006

Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

Golly flog

To hit with a pair of goggles used for swimming.

(While in a swimming pool)

1. Stop swimming in my lane or i'll golly flog the eyebrows off you.

2. Get out of me eye or i'll golly flog ya

by Rant Master Cheese December 4, 2009

Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011

flog and blog

To masturbate and then post a web log or "blog" on the internet about the experience.

I just flogged and blogged, look how many hits I have!

by Mertek September 16, 2003

Flogging Molly

truely a great band but don't download songs - buy them...
btw: devils dance floor is a pretty cool song, but 'whats left of the flag' is even better

*humppahummpahummpa* 0_o

by unknown-reader May 13, 2003