floating blowjob

When a big Viking girl picks you up in the air from your buttocks and gives you a blowjob.

Hey bro did Svetlana gave you a floating blowjob last night?

by George Bonaparte February 26, 2018

Flaking

Rhegan when she supposed to hang out and watch a movie but then claims she is “sick”

“So I’m sick and i don’t want to get you sick”
-flaking

by Are you gonna make it up to me September 23, 2019

Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater May 1, 2006

Floating Dough Fish

A piece of crap floating in the water.

When you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish...

by Dan Clifford June 14, 2005

Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

Dude fuck it F.R.M!
I have the floating rock mentality

by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.

its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.

by Chaz January 5, 2005

Floating Tall Tee

n. a person of African American descent, wearing a really big shirt, often referred to as "Tall Tee".

The point at which when you happen to look outside and only see a shirt magically floating through the air. Not being able to see whos actually wearing the shirt, aka a floating tall tee.

by Punkchunkz October 16, 2008