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Flamming the ham

Masturbation (male form).

A flam is a musical term, meaning "a drumbeat consisting of two notes in quick succession, with the accent on the second." Flamming as a verb means "to deceive; delude; cheat."

In the expression "flamming the ham," the meaning of flamming is primarily the musical one, i.e., the noun form, but modified to, in effect, coin a verb -- and is used in the sense of beating (as in a drum).

There's no need to expound on the meaning of "ham," is there?
Yeah, it was another washout of an evening, no chemistry, no fun, no interest, so I ended up at home again, flamming the ham, as usual.
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jasper fleming

the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)
jasper fleming is preety darn lit!
by booboo higgens April 20, 2018
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Ian Fleming

a badass hockey player, don't let his height fool you. Isn't afraid to be himself, knows how to make people laugh. Likes to curse.
Are you friends with Ian Fleming? He's the coolest kid around.
by ian's besties July 1, 2011
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Fleming

A person who lives in Flanders (the northern region of Belgium) or whose ethnic roots come from Flanders.
Jan speaks Dutch very well, because he is a Fleming.
by Les aveux du garcon August 15, 2016
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chris fleming

That dope ass Motherfucker that rails bitches leaving them with a major limp or just straight up with roast beef pussy after he’s done with them
“Damn did you hear that hoe ass roast beef no ass crooked nipple ass bartender can’t even walk after Chris Fleming got done with her
by El mechón September 11, 2020
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Fleming

A Fleming is a type of monkey that likes to sing Harry Hippo
by Bobbas12345 September 20, 2019
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Flamming Amazon

A sexual act in which during sexual intercourse, before a man comes to orgasm, pulls out his penis and lights the girls pbes on fire. Then squirts his semin on it to put it out.
I juts gave her a Flamming amazon.
by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007
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