Wet Flex

A flex that is meant to hurt the feelings of others that can not flex like you because of poor life choices coined by S.Hamilton 2019

My girlfriend decided she doesn’t need to answer phone calls on the phone that I bought her and have paid the bill on the past two years because she has no job and doesn’t plan to get one so I “wet flexed” on her when I upgraded and turned her shit off permanently

by That’swhyimsingle? May 21, 2019

Flecktarn

German five dot camouflage, developed for use in the temporate woodland of western europe, with new infra red disruptive dye is now far superior to British DPM and Danish M83 in this terrain. Rivaled only by new breeds of Digital camouflage being developed by the Canadian Military and elite US marines Units.

Where is he? i havnt got a f**cking clue mate, he's wearing a flecktarn BDU

by Major genesis August 31, 2005

Fleecing the buffalo

Skinning a buffalo fish, which has two layers of skin/scales

Andrew Zimmern hears this terms from a Mississippi River man in S18:E3 of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Sorry, Andrew. You told every viewer to look this up on Urban Dictionary, but it doesn't mean whatever innuendo you hoped it would

Jim Bob: alright, it's about time to start fleecing the buffalo
Billy Bob: you mean the fish, or something else?
Jim Bob: oh, you know what I mean ;)

by justclarissa September 20, 2017

E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008

C.T. Fletcher

High society bodybuilding trainer, former 6 times world champion from Compten, California, well known for his very sensitve and tender, but clear statements.

Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.

C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?

by Andrew68 September 4, 2013

Flexing it

A hot young lady doing something hot or looking smoke.

That bia standing next to me on the train was flexing it.

by Mitchell Cooper October 15, 2006

Fleekflacking

Taking the piss out of those that use the word fleek

Stace: Omg my eyebrows are on fleek.
Romeo: Your choice of words is pathetic just like your eyebrows.
Brant: Fleekflacking at its finest Romeo.

by BTADO September 19, 2015