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flatulergic

pron: /flatjʊlə dʒɪk/
adjective
Suffering from or marked by an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal caused by or relating to an allergy.
Having an allergy to a substance related to or causing an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal.
"he had a flatulergic reaction to gluten"
"she was flatulergic to dairy"
"one and a half per cent of the population is flatulergic to onions"
by Street Be Street January 13, 2015
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Flatulant Torrets Syndrome

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010
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flatulatio

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
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endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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Flatulencenator

A device to hook up to your butt that expells farts away from the sheets while two people are sleeping. As to not cause a Dutch Oven effect.
"Baby, I know you ate broccoli tonight, so you better hook up the Flatulencenator before we go to sleep. Pleeeeeaaaase."
by Joke Machine January 20, 2005
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Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.
Mike is known for his penile flatulence.
by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018
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