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Craig: 3D Alice in Wonderland was a great film, but I had a bad case of end of film flatulence.
by FilmFlatulenceGuy March 9, 2010
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Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.
DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....
by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005
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neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart
girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.
by kittymisfit September 25, 2010
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flatulence of CGI

An excessive amount of CGI in a movie, TV, or other program, To the point where the movie is more about the CGI than the plot line.
by creapyd July 27, 2010
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 21, 2010
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Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019
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faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".
I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
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