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Flatulencer

An unqualified influencer that’s an apparent expert on any professional topic.
Did you see Janes post on how boosting her natural immunity prevents her getting Ebola, AIDS, COVID and has lessened the frequency of her Herpes attacks?

Oh yeah - she’s an absolute flatulencer…
by Supersleeper70 September 25, 2021
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Flappulence

The uncontrollable escape of air through your vagina flaps, often accompanied by a fart-like noise.
After doing it doggy-style, Sophie experienced a severe case of flappulence.
by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022
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Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.
There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.
by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022
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Flapulence

A sudden, and often unexpected expulsion of air from the vagina, resulting in an audible shuddering of the labia.
"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."
by NahHeDidn't! November 3, 2023
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Flatulencer

Derogatory term for those that self describe themselves as an Influencer in either profession or hobby, used by realists who who see through the noise and stink.
She is a Flatulencer - nothing but wind and she stinks because like all influencers they are full of shit.
by Jimmy Lumoxx April 8, 2024
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Flapulence

See definition of Queef. Fanny fart, to expell air through the vagina.
My dear you appear to have flapulence
by KRuss336 June 15, 2024
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Flatulence

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
by drnutt December 3, 2024
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