Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

Flannel Dash

The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.

Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.

by burtstuart January 19, 2011

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017

Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.

I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!

by Mddrs August 15, 2012

flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

Flannelator

1. Mix and portmanteau of the words "Flannel" and "Gladiator".
2. A person that wears flannel outfits everyday
3. A fictional WEC/IMSA Livery used by Team Codename_Hurricane (fictional racing team in WEC and NASCAR) and Hurricane Catch-22ers (fictional racing team in IMSA GTP) in number #89

1. "I just invented the word 'flannelator'"
2. "Man, flannels are way too amazing to wear!"
3. "Hence the name of the new McLaren Solus GT will be used in our team, Welcome. Flannelator."

by NewYork6792 January 1, 2025