Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.

Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.

by lanny-b September 20, 2023

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles February 27, 2016

flannel gang

means u have zero hoes absolutely zero

yo do you see flannel gang over there they probably have zero hoes

by KingOfTheO July 05, 2022

Flannelator

1. Mix and portmanteau of the words "Flannel" and "Gladiator".
2. A person that wears flannel outfits everyday
3. A fictional WEC/IMSA Livery used by Team Codename_Hurricane (fictional racing team in WEC and NASCAR) and Hurricane Catch-22ers (fictional racing team in IMSA GTP) in number #89

1. "I just invented the word 'flannelator'"
2. "Man, flannels are way too amazing to wear!"
3. "Hence the name of the new McLaren Solus GT will be used in our team, Welcome. Flannelator."

by NewYork6792 January 02, 2025

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 04, 2023

Flannel Stuffing

when two partners in a sexual act both have aggressive herpes. the herpes so bad in fact it creates a flannel weave which is then stuffed until it it has reached capacity.

Ben and Jaxon would not stop flannel stuffing, so now we need a new mattress.

by Hung Monkey August 31, 2019

Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 03, 2019