Cod flannel

Gibberish in a 4 bar rap battle verse to indicate the poor execution of the opponents verse

You rock babble, Like "Cod flannel" ya got cancelled

by LostMySteak January 22, 2022

Flannel

Like a tree but more absobant. A flannel is an absobant cloth used to wipe up semen.

Jeremy wanks into a flannel

by Jewet May 28, 2018

Flannel Stuffing

when two partners in a sexual act both have aggressive herpes. the herpes so bad in fact it creates a flannel weave which is then stuffed until it it has reached capacity.

Ben and Jaxon would not stop flannel stuffing, so now we need a new mattress.

by Hung Monkey August 30, 2019

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017

Flannel Chin

When your chin can't take a good hit and is that loose it absorbs dirty vagina juice from a freshly washed minging flannel

Those Wilder brothers have flannel chins, one tap to their faces and down.... Pussies

by Beanz57 March 27, 2022