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Faggitis

A person suffering from symptoms which are but not all:

-Urge to call everyone noobs
-Has a weird obsession with the word "pwned"
-Does his work but doesn't study
-Plays to much mmorpg
-complains; Cold, Download Quota, Video Games, Bags etc etc
-Cannot speak his own language
-laughing at everyone's misfortunes
-The people he sits next to wants to punch him
-When he loses at anything, he will attempt to make an outrageous excuse

There are 2 types of this illness.

Type 1 (Chronic)

This is the chronic Faggitis and there are only a few left in this world. Although they are a rare and protected species, many if not all have tried to attack him but all attempts were unsuccessful. This is a purebred genotype

Type 2

Type 2 is a lesser version of type 1 but it is still very dangerous. Type 2 is caused one a Type 1 is converted/turned into a less "faggier" person by either his friends or family. This is a Hybrid genotype
<student 1> Oh crap its the kid with Faggitis!!

<Faggitis sufferer> HAHA! you got "pwned" last night noob

<student 1> WHACK WHACK

<Faggitis sufferer> What was that for?

<student 1> Your have Faggitis
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Flaggot

One who masks their bigotry and hatred as the ultimate form of patriotism; common phrases include "send her back" and "they took our jobs"; a combination of the words "flag" and "bigot"
Donald Trump is an enormous flaggot, and anyone who votes for him is too.
by Austin Tatious August 7, 2019
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faggitable

unnecessary, and inconvenient
"jordan, your hairs looking awfully faggitable"
by rhae December 7, 2016
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faggity

A word used to describe the gayest of the gay... the end all be all of gay things.
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flaggot

Any person sporting an American flag, Gadsden flag, minuteman, or bald eagle avatar on social media who, despite being nearly illiterate, fancies himself an expert on foreign policy, climate science, Islam, economics, and all manner of topics he doesn't know the first things about.

Also, an idiot in an F-150, flags jammed into his flatbed shredding themselves to tatters in the wind as he flies down the freeway.
It was fun watching the flaggots on Facebook explode in comic outrage when I told them I was going to gay marry my Muslim tomcat.
by sirshizaxity March 24, 2016
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