Fisted

1. The past tense of the act of inserting a fist into a body cavity or orafice.

2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.

3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.

1. "He fisted her in the ass, but shes in to that sort of thing"

2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."

3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."

by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006

fitte

The Norwegian word for "cunt." Can sometimes be seen in the names of people from America.

Din jævla fitte!

by zacon November 11, 2003

fitten

A fitten is a sexually attactive human-being of the female sex. A contraction of the words 'fit' (meaning attactive) and 'kitten' (a suitable noun to complement 'fit'), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.

For example, "dude, that girl is a fitten", "I don't know who you were talking about, but that girl's more of an uggo" or "bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?". Not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.

by JollyJester January 7, 2008

i fisted your mother

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."

john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*

by acooley May 12, 2008

Survival of the fittest

When yo playin dodgeball in PE “middle school style”

Pe teacher doesn’t see other team cheat
You get shot in the nuts other team goes “LOL LMAOO WHAT A Noob!!!”

“Yo coach they be cheating”
“Survival of the Fittest, ya wimp”

by Willthrill9 January 8, 2020

Fisted

The past tense of fist-bumping a friend

Dude! Lori gets fisted by so many people, lucky I wish I was popular

by doo doo 😛 August 31, 2020

dry fisted

When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.

i really got dry fisted at school today.

by Youngsandwitch November 24, 2015