fandu

Abbreviation for Fat and Ugly.

A: I've never seen a girl that's so fandu. She's literally spherical.

by Jamess. May 21, 2006

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

finding nemo

Sucking on a nice pair of breasts till your face caves in and you make the fish face...

Upon entering hooters, you will want to say i would like to give all these girls finding nemo's...

by Anthony Montalbano December 28, 2005

finding emo

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.

a great movie starring Ellen DeGeneres

by Cindy June 28, 2004

To Find Osama

To accomplish a goal that you focus on greatly for an extended period of time.

Person 1: So you were finally able to find Osama?
Person 2: Yeah, I got the promotion.
Person 1: Didn't it take you 10 years?
Person 2: I got it though. :D

by mrfuzzball May 24, 2011

sorry, we couldnt find:

when you cant apostrophe

DUmabss: WHY IS THERE NO RESULTS FOR SORRY, WE COULDNT FIND: DOES NOBODY KNOW THAT OR SOMETHING

Me: No you just can't spell shit

by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020

Find a happy place

When chanted to oneself repeatedly serves to conjure a positive memory, either fictional or real, that inspires optimism and hope during a time of despair, fear, or general malaise.

Peach, the starfish in Finding Nemo says hurriedly, "Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!" as a coping mechanism when the heavy-fingered niece of the dentist, Darla, taps on the glass of the aquarium.

by raw shrimp cooked shrimp January 16, 2009