Filipino 

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.

Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*

Filipino by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023

[Filipino] 

Someone from the Phillippines. Filipinos born on American soil are considered 'Fil-Ams'.

Male: Filipino
Female: Filipina

Boy: I am Filipino!

Girl: I am Filipina!

Both: We're Filipinos!!

[Filipino] by [J-Twon] August 2, 2008

Filipiño

Merger of the words Filipino & Jalapeño.

Generally used to describe a particularly attractive person from the Philippines.

Can also be used to describe a Filipino with a particularly short temper.

1.) Check out the Girl in the Yoga Pants. What a Filipiño!

2.) This Filipiño came at me with a Machete; apparently I was driving too slow.

Filipiño by mikeaeli April 12, 2014

Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Box Spring Hog by atari June 4, 2013

Filipino Funtime 

A large gathering of Filipinos complete with Lumpia, Pancet, and other home town favorites. These gatherings tend to happen in the largely Filipino populated communities of Mira Mesa and National City.

What are you doing tonight? Wanna go hit up the Filipino Funtime?

Filipino Funtime by djxpress12 August 2, 2013

Filipino Furburger 

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.

I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...

Filipino Furburger by Arthur C Cluck January 26, 2010