forty-fiving

To be that drunk your walking at an almost impossible angle, Amazing your friends with your ability to still be standing on two feet..

Did you see jarred forty-fiving? He was that drunk he would have won 1st place in a limbo contest..

by kingscrosspigeon October 16, 2011

Impulse Fixing

When fixing, upgrading, or customizing a car, house, boat, etc. and one modification turns into several due to the unstoppable impulse to do more and more in order to make said item perform better, more unique, or more comfortable.

"Kyle said he was just going to put a new exhaust on his Trans Am, but now he's got the engine pulled, new seats, and a fresh paint job. It's essentially turning into a full restoration project."

"He's been impulse fixing."

by Axxis September 5, 2013

cake facing

When a female has applied too much foundation (or make-up in general) to her face.

I hate girls who are cake facing.

by vintagefox August 9, 2016

blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.

Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards

by zizi_87 October 15, 2018

Free-facing

This word became a thing in 2021. It was first coined as a spin off from free-balling and it means to walk into a business mask-free.

Sure sex is great but have you ever been in a coffee shop when you were free-facing? That’s some liberating shit.

by $.02 May 19, 2021

Downward facing sprinkler

After 10 minutes of raw doggy style anal the male turns around inserts the penis into the females mouth and as he cums into her mouth she must simultaneously squirt so that a connection is formed with the male acting as a hose and the females vagina is the sprinkler providing cool refreshment onto the males sweaty forehead. This is an additionally powerful position for orgy's as it cools off the entire party.

Bro your mom and I just hit the snarliest downward facing sprinkler. Total refreshment.

by Loveyoumom17 August 29, 2021

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022