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Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.
Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.
by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022
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Fester

A name given to a very specific individual who lives off a trust fund while leaching off of his peers. Often very lazy, impotent, vulgar, disrespectful to his parents, narcissistic, trash talker and in most cases drugs his victims while he films incognito. Fester (s) are generally socially awkward and practice many forms of gas-lighting, cyber stalking, crimen injura , cyber theft, industrial espionage, colluding, rape , inter-species inter-course, racist , double standards, hypocrite and take the cake as an uber goffel. A Fester is generally accompanied with his bucket bunny aka Ta mi or " Tam" for short, who takes on the task as the Fester's right hand ( juntu/slut).

A Fester from the under world name known as "Festa" are born from embryo sacks which are laid 100's of meters beneath the earths surface. The parent or metamorphic queen slob known as Ga Bi or "Gabi" lays approximately upto 30 larvae which from birth kill off the weaker ones until there is only one Festerling ( name for a pupa or baby grub Festa) . Although they share many habits and features like humans there is a distinct red flag when you encounter a Fester. It generally chants the words " I just can't" at any given moment should it be put to task. Shortly after the first uttering the Fester will grab an Iphone and get hold of his birth parent known as the Ga-Bi while violently cursing at anything that passes through its very tiny brain.
Look at that lazy fester fuck.

Oh fuck off fester!

Dude Fester fucked a duck!

Better stay clear of any of those fester types.
by Bottombait October 10, 2022
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Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.
That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.
by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013
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fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage
by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020
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festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.
The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.
by Ares2014 May 23, 2014
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fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
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Dirty Fester

The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.
“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”
by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021
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