felonist

Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person.

I am such a felonist.

by Aunt Fat Butt February 25, 2008

Felon

A girl so hot it should be illegal.

Guy#1 - hey did you see Taken with Angelina Jolie

Guy#2- yeah dude she's a FELON!

Guy#1- I know!

by Manthatsdank July 17, 2009

Felonious Trumping

The act of posting to Facebook or any other Social Media news stories that are false.

It's obvious that the dude is Felonious Trumping everything he posts.

by Hillary is my President November 17, 2016

felony murder

an unnessecary term meaning murder over used in the book "Monster"

Prosecutor: You are being convicted of felony murder

by wizzywinks April 25, 2010

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Felony Friendly

The act of being friendly, and accepting to individuals with a felony, and other criminal histories. Felony friendly relates to housing, jobs & employers, and more accepting people that have felonies.

That employer is felony friendly
xamire.com is a felony friendly employer listing
Those apartments are felony friendly
They give felony friendly advice, and help

by Xamire November 10, 2011

Felony Flashers

During police motor vehicle traffic stops, a guilty minded or actual felon driver may activate his/her flashing hazard lights, as seen through years of traffic stop statistics.

The suspect pulled over and turned on their felony flashers, alerting me to their possible illegal activity

by chiefwiggims August 9, 2009