Fema

Fix Everything My Ass!

When your area becomes devastated, don't expect FEMA to know what to do.

by Victim2005 October 16, 2005

fecal explosion

Verb: To blow out the contents of your colon through your asshole in a spectacular fashion. When done correctly, the fecal matter will cover anything within a twenty foot radius with a thin shit film.

Stan: Hey Carl, I just did a fecal explosion in your parents' bedroom.
Carl: Is there shit everywhere?
Stan: Of course there is.
Carl: Why did you do that?
Stan: You know that cocaine gives me the shits
Carl: Oh, you have coke?
Stan: Yes

by Ray Fecal March 7, 2008

fecal freak

Someone who takes part in the act of consuming fecal matter.

That guy is eating his own shit. Hes a fecal freak.

by bagoina April 26, 2005

FEMA Ice

Ice handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD along with FEMA Water and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, swing by the POD and pick us up some more FEMA Ice."

by TxFeatFan November 4, 2008

fecal torpedo

A violent shit that rockets out of the ass at a very high rate of speed.

Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.

Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2

by Lou_III January 30, 2009

fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

feckaroo'd

absolutely Fecked!! Fecked i tells ya. A big bunch of shite.

person 1: man, msn keeps logging me out.

person 2: yeah, its your wireless, it Feckaroo'd!!!

by bad yoda July 27, 2006