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fark moite

said by bogans in aussie moite
by nowwe June 4, 2022
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Fark

When a situation, person, place, or thing isn’t worth using or wasting the energy on whether it is appropriate to say the word fuck.
I don’t give a fark about what political party my best friend is; what matters is he has always been there for me…..
Or
I have very few choice words for that farking asshole!
by Jynx01 December 27, 2023
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Fark over

*boys steals a girls cell phone then runs*
Girl: Get back here! *chases him for a few moments*
Boy: *snicker* NO!
*Girl finally catches up to him and stops him in his tracks*
Girl: Fark over my cell...*hold hand out*
Boy: ...Fine...*hands over the cell*
by xxremington@yahoo.com April 16, 2007
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fark

(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.
As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”

“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”
by yogafrogger June 25, 2023
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fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.
I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.
by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017
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Fark

To bark and fart at the same time.
by Grunt4kek August 15, 2020
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Fark Moi

The phrase is used by Australians daily, and nationwide.
generally used when something amusing is witnessed or retold
Cocko: "Apparently the boss crashed into a powerline so we've gotta fix it with no overtime"
Dameo: "Fark Moi cunt you're joking?"
by Doogan08 February 12, 2025
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