fattitude

unfriendly, unhelpful or obstructive behavior displayed by overweight people, typically women employed in a customer service role.

"That woman at the store counter had serious fattitude."

by dex333 December 24, 2018

fupitude

Very similar to fupocity, fupitude is another way to express the measurement of fupon particles.

Lyle's mom's fupitude rating is high.

by Aeroh4x April 3, 2007

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

Fartiture

A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.

At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.

by meisjekb December 21, 2010

chesticular fortitude

The female equivalent of testicular fortitude (having the balls)

Go on kelly ask him to dance or have you no chesticular fortitude ?
testicular fortitude

by MrMeat88 December 29, 2010

Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.

BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude

by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009

testicular fortitude

n. Balls; Ballsy.
More commonly used in its abbreviated form, tf.

"Hey man, tf!"

by EskimoBobGuy June 10, 2004