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Fap

Verb - To "fap" or "fapping".

The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.

Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.
- Hey listen to this sick fap!
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.
by WhatYaGonnaDo?! May 12, 2017
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FAP

The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation.
Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.
Kristin Kreuk... (¨(òó)¨(¬¬)¨) (^^) *fapfapfap*

Iiice creeeaammm /fap
by Nero-San May 15, 2006
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Fap

Beating your meat really hard and fast until cum squirts out of your dick.
I was fapping with my dick it was in your moms thicc vagina she squirmed
by DUH IDIOT January 23, 2018
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Fap

Ben: I love to fap
by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016
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Fap

To engage in the respectable (and pleasurable) act of sitting down and reading a good work of literature.
I can't wait to fap to some Keats!
by HardcoreFapper January 6, 2010
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Fap

Fap is the sound when you jack off however it is also when you eat so much that you become twice your original weight
by Fap2 December 7, 2018
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Fap

Andrew fapped to his hearts desire while watching gay porn.
by grid shitter August 6, 2011
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