An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.
One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"
Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
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