Falcon bum

The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.

Carl: Oops! Dropped the soap.
Captain Falcon: FALCON BUM!!!!

by Jonas45646 April 29, 2008

Tomika Falcon

Tom Felton. An ugly musty transphobe. He has a dog named willow that we need to save ASAP! He also has an obsession with Emma Watson.

Emma: Help! Tomika Falcon is trying to break into my house!
Tomika stans: No! He’s just uuhh... is out of sugar give it to him!
Emma: No! I won’t give sugar to that ugly transphobe!

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 24, 2021

Millenium Falcon

A woman of dubious attractiveness who one of your friends nonetheless decides to copulate with. Named after the Star Wars quote when Princess Leia first lays eyes on Han Solo's ship and says "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

Barney was at it again last night, right Millenium Falcon he brought home with him.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

Baltimore Falcon

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.

John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007

Falcon Knee

1)The aerial move used by Captain Falcon in the smash bros. series, or also referred to as THE KNEE causes electrocution if done right
2)The only way to knee (attached tazer optional)

Dude: This guy is a fucking faggot...
Man: Give him "the knee"

Dude: I'm gunna kick your ass as Kirby...aw shit...
Man: Falcon Knee!

by Experimentbk November 1, 2008

Falcon Punch

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

by Lock November 4, 2007

Itchy Falcon

When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.

Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!

by Ronnie McCoy January 10, 2010