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faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.
by rickabone January 26, 2011
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Fagshenanigans

When a random moment of homosexual actions comes out of nowhere.
"So I walked into my dorm and some Fagshenanigans was happening!"
by TheAquacool March 17, 2015
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farshnuke

farshnuke /noun/ an asshole that you wanna sniff, suck, lick or fuck.
"Oh man, I wanna shove my nose deep into that farshnuke and breathe his man stink."
by absolut-nectar September 14, 2016
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fajshita

The type of dump you take after a large Mexican meal.
After cinco de mayo Aaron took the biggest fajshita of his life
by Slippin' pee hands March 26, 2017
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Japanese FaceShield

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.
Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!
by JillsDog May 1, 2011
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Fanshone

A collective group of individuals who make up a social construct within the context of the post-modern American suburb. Usually, the persons who populate the fanshone participate in community endeavors, encourage free thought and creativity, advocate for the betterment of the community through culturally and intellectually enriching experiences, and in some sense serve as the "guardians" of said community against the destruction of civilization brought about by venture market capitalism and the mass media-induced stupification of society. One might even say, not so much in a legal sense but more in a humanitarian world view, the fanshone consists of individuals who are "good American citizens," that is, they are literally beneficial to the very fiber of American life. Though somewhat more nebulous, another means of discerning members of the fanshone is the perception of a golden aura which radiates from within them. This aura is a feeling one undeniably senses when in the presence of such a person, a kind of transcendental warmth and beauty which only comes from a talented, interesting, kind, benevolent, luminous being. Historical buildings, cultural institutions, community groups, religious organizations, and local leaders and innovators are all additional integral pieces of the greater fanshone network. Many times, the downfall of the fanshone in any community heralds the impending descent of the town into nothing more than a forgotten ghost-town outpost. Perhaps the easiest way to visualize the meaning and life cycle of the fanshone in a given community is to borrow a metaphor from astronomy. Consider the sun - when it burns brightly and provides life and warmth and truth to the solar system, one considers the solar system en masse to be healthy- However, such a star will inevitably exhaust its fuel supply, swell briefly, then collapse in on itself to become a neutron star; a black, cold, super dense mass of crystallized oxygen forever zooming through space. In the same sense, a community after the death of its fanshone is nothing more than a crystallization of its former essence, which hopelessly tries to emulate its once resplendent form, but ultimately fails in every possibly sense.
the public library, a community theater group, a voter registration drive, a wildlife preservation organization, a local festival, a historic landmark, a favorite deli or resteraunt, a thriving public education system, a food pantry, a religious group, a local concert... all are practical manifestations of the fanshone.
by Timothy S. Cushing December 26, 2008
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Fashajious

jo that was fashajious
by Fashajious23 January 10, 2009
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