Originally for college students to network and today every Tom, Dick and Harry has a profile. It's so bad that my Mom has a facebook profile and she wants to be my friend!!!
It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
It's a perfect way to scope out hot college girls or find that skank you nailed 20 year ago or for parents to keep tabs on what 30 year old teacher their daughter is dating.
by glum68 January 08, 2009
a website that you become so addicted to, you procrastinate while on facebook and do not do your homework, therefore failing your class.
by j-man frootloop May 26, 2008
A place originally for students, until the floodgates were opened and a lot of spelling and grammar challenged people flowed onto the site.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the iliterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Guy1: Do you want to go out and like... do something tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
by michaelftm2 September 17, 2008
Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."
Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"
by Hot Ty January 30, 2008
by sarapigz June 30, 2009
A run down ad site run by a literal fuckin lizard where anybody can put anything they want and white moms will always believe it, always used to make white karen's believe in lies like "video games are causing clowns to attack nearby walmarts because the toilets at the walmart do not have toilet paper. A useless site
Karen: OMG vaccines are linked to cancer
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
Male: That is 0% True you're just believing fake lies.
Karen: Who EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION BITCH
Male: I'm just trying to save your kids from dying in the next 2 years.
Karen then throws a purse at him.
A Facebook is a ussles website where people can write anything they want and the lizard dosent take it down
by KILLALLKARENS March 11, 2020