Fabio

Is the worse at video games in the group

But very caring and totally not fat and totally sexy

But fun to be around and make jokes to

Fabios are known for bad gaming

by Nuttynattyshow November 30, 2021

Fabio

Fabio is very gay, has a nice dog tho, his ego is huge and he's also bronze.
thinks he's smexy but he's actually smelly

Dang I dont wanna play with Fabio, hes actually <500 sr

by i am a bronze widow November 12, 2020

Fabio

An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!

Physical, emotional, and mental perfection in a human being is exceedingly rare; that must be a Fabio.

You’re eating pizza? You must be with a Fabio.

“Yes, Fabio - don’t stop, Fabio”.

I love you, Fabio.

by Loverofcats November 23, 2021

Fabio

A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.

Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!

by Ejxidjenhdhd November 29, 2021